May 2013
frozenfoods:
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
bepeu:
reason i want to be dog
cute
fluffy
sleep a lot
no exam s
2 tags
bowlingforsoup:
school would be so much better if you went to your classes via lazy river
2 tags
2 tags
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
“How much of human life is lost in waiting.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via 4mbivalent)
1 tag
m00dycat:
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
Oh my god
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
averypottersenioryear:
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
ginger-goddesss:
i hope the reason i dont have a boyfriend now is because jesus is saving me a fine ass white boy thx in advance jesus u my nig
napoleonbonerhard:
HEY ASSHOLE DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA how cute you are want to go out sometime
burntbypizza:
fabulous more like im fab, u less
